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Gue plg kmaleman!ne gra2 se idiot raka yg bkin gue plg slarut ni!
Smpah,gue tkt bgt m babe gue yg gue prediksiin bkl omelin gue abis2an!<yaeyalah..mna d ortu yg g uring2an ktka ankny blm plg ampe jm 2?!?hehehe..>y..drpada gue tngah mlem d gntung m babe gue..<hyper bgt dah!>akhirnya gue mnta ijin mrka wt ngnep d rmah metta,tmen gue,nd gue,metta,resha,m rei<co'a resha>lngsung cbut mnju k rmah metta,nah..pas dy jlan resha th m rei brntem,trz resha mnta d trunin,krn mank lg sma2 pnas rei ng'stop'in mbilny nd nyruh resha trun dr mbil'a,gue m ank2 smpet g enk bgt nd ikt2an wt trun jg,tnpa basa-basi si tuh co lngsung tncep gas,sumpah gue gondok abis!kta udh g bsa brbuat p2 lg,g d angkot mwpun tksi s'larut tu,nd jg jrk antra rmh metta jg msh d blg ckup jwh,kt mtusin wt jln smbil ngta2in tuh kampret rei,kra2 1 jm kta udh nympe d rmah metta,rmah dy spi bgt krn mamah'a blm plg dr bndung nd bru nympe jm 7 pgi,nd you know what?kunci'a rmah metta th ILANG!!nd kta g bsa msk!sial bgt!gue udh ngcba wt sbar bgt nd g nyba wt ng'cekek si metta gra2 k konyolan dy,akhirnya gue,metta nd resha jln lg k wrung yg g jwh2 amat dr rmah'a dy,nd plg sial bgt trnyt th wrung jd "PANGKALAN RATU2 MALAM"<tw kn lo th artinya?>gue ampir bgt pngen nglempar co idung belang pke asbak krn d kra gue nk "baru"d stu,stlah nunggu 4 jm g tdur,nd cma mesen kopi doank,kta blik lg k rmah metta,ps lg d jln d 4 co yg lg olahraga gt,dy nyuitin2 gt,dan slah stu dr mrka<yg gue tbak umur kuliahan>nanya m kta,"drimana manis?kq tmpang'a cmbetut sh?"gue mank yg lg gndok bgt dr smalem pngen bgt ngbentak th co wt plampiasan,tp sblum gue treak2 si resha udh ngjwab dluan dngn anoying'a "oh..kta abis joging,g lyat y?"yg nanya th bngong abis<byangn y..mna d org yg lg joging th pkean'a tnktop,rok mini,nd pke high heels!logika g seh?!? Dudul bgt th bocah>
singkat crita kt udh nympe lg d rmah metta dn trnyta mamah'a metta dh blik dr bndung,dy bngung bgt ngliat kta plg dgn mka ancur2an,stlah mlewati brbagai rntangan,kta akhirny bsa tdur jg..

ne bner2 pngalaman gue yg pling bgt knyol dn pling tolol yg prnah gue alamin!!dont try wt smwa'a ye!hehehehe..

ini adalah cerita paing STUPID yg pernah gue alamin bersama temen" gue. hehehehehehe

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